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An Old Story from November 2013
Once upon a time Randy was taking a walk. He tripped and fell on his knee. And Mike said
"RANDY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
"I just felld"
As Randy was pulling himself up, something glinted in the grass by his hand. He reached and plucked the thing from the grass. It was round, flat, and smooth like a coin, but it wasn't metal. It had a hole in the center, but when he peered through the hole, instead of seeing through to the other side he saw the face of a strange looking person.
The person in round thing was green and covered in warts. It spoke to Randy.
"Ah, and what have we here?" It sneered, it's greasy wart-plastered nose wrinkling up in a most unpleasant fashion. Her --Randy was indeed sure it was a she-- grimy, dry lips curled up over her black speckled teeth.
Randy just stared, dumbstruck as he trued to fit this little creature in the coin with what he knew about reality. It didn't look like a costume, or a mask. Perhaps CGI?
"Is- is this a joke or something?" the boy stuttered, "Am I being filmed?" He glanced around suspiciously, but saw nothing.
"Are you really stupid?" it screeched "I invented CGI and if it were I'd be beautiful!! I'm Justin Bieber!" it sneered, shoving a finger up its nose.
"And besides," it added, "Asking if you're being filmed when strange events are afoot is sooo cliche."
"RANDY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
"I just felld"
As Randy was pulling himself up, something glinted in the grass by his hand. He reached and plucked the thing from the grass. It was round, flat, and smooth like a coin, but it wasn't metal. It had a hole in the center, but when he peered through the hole, instead of seeing through to the other side he saw the face of a strange looking person.
The person in round thing was green and covered in warts. It spoke to Randy.
"Ah, and what have we here?" It sneered, it's greasy wart-plastered nose wrinkling up in a most unpleasant fashion. Her --Randy was indeed sure it was a she-- grimy, dry lips curled up over her black speckled teeth.
Randy just stared, dumbstruck as he trued to fit this little creature in the coin with what he knew about reality. It didn't look like a costume, or a mask. Perhaps CGI?
"Is- is this a joke or something?" the boy stuttered, "Am I being filmed?" He glanced around suspiciously, but saw nothing.
"Are you really stupid?" it screeched "I invented CGI and if it were I'd be beautiful!! I'm Justin Bieber!" it sneered, shoving a finger up its nose.
"And besides," it added, "Asking if you're being filmed when strange events are afoot is sooo cliche."
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