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Monday, August 18, 2014

Braaaaaaiiiiinnnnns

Saturday, February 22, 2014

First sidewalk art of the year

Monday, January 13, 2014

An Old Story from November 2013

Once upon a time Randy was taking a walk. He tripped and fell on his knee. And Mike said
"RANDY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
"I just felld"
As Randy was pulling himself up, something glinted in the grass by his hand. He reached and plucked the thing from the grass. It was round, flat, and smooth like a coin, but it wasn't metal. It had a hole in the center, but when he peered through the hole, instead of seeing through to the other side he saw the face of a strange looking person.
The person in round thing was green and covered in warts. It spoke to Randy.
"Ah, and what have we here?" It sneered, it's greasy wart-plastered nose wrinkling up in a most unpleasant fashion. Her --Randy was indeed sure it was a she-- grimy, dry lips curled up over her black speckled teeth.
Randy just stared, dumbstruck as he trued to fit this little creature in the coin with what he knew about reality. It didn't look like a costume, or a mask. Perhaps CGI?
"Is- is this a joke or something?" the boy stuttered, "Am I being filmed?" He glanced around suspiciously, but saw nothing.
"Are you really stupid?" it screeched "I invented CGI and if it were I'd be beautiful!! I'm Justin Bieber!" it sneered, shoving a finger up its nose.
"And besides," it added, "Asking if you're being filmed when strange events are afoot is sooo cliche."

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Henry and the crow (guest appearance by a surprise character)

(A story we wrote yesterday, change in font and size generally indicates a change in writer, though in this one, not quite so toward the end.)

a Long time ago there was an OLd crow Who Loved corn. and whenever the wind Shook his corn he'd fire his gun five times and shriek "git the hell outta my corn!!" even though noBody was there, for you see he was a wacko.

Sadly, because he was a crow bereft of opposable fingers and the knowledge; he couldn't plant his own crop every year, So, naturally, he adopted! The only problem was getting the previous owner to abandon his/her corn crop to the old crow. BOOM.

Thunder shook the old farmer's house, rattling the ancient China plates hanging above his wife's cupboards. Speak of the devil, here came her head, poking out from around the door jam.

"What's going on Henry?" She asked, her voice rising in volume in pitch. The lightning struck again. A big angry bear came to eat them happily ever after. Oh wait it's not over yet. The big stupid bear didn't get them boom the crow fired off the gun. The T.V. show Henry was watching about a bear suddenly turned off. That old crow had shot the fuse box. The farm house was without power. But Henry didn't mind, he was fast asleep. Even the shrill voice of his wife didn't wake him, he was accustomed to it. Just then a big pink cloud of smoke [came] out of nowhere and our old friend the fairy warthog crawled out of the smoke and said "Wake up!!" in its shrill voice. "I will grant you one wish!!" it cried, twirling around quickly and exuding a horrible smell. The farmer could almost see the stink coming off the surprising little creature.

"Hurry up!" It shrieked, pausing a moment to fart "I may or may not have all day!"

"I wish for the crow to turn into a crow-scarer, so we may share my corn patch in peace and harmony, without all of this shooting and thundering and all around generally infernal racket."

"Just kidding!" he said. But alas, he was too late. *Poof* He had wasted his wish, and the charming warhot had disappeared. "Nooooooooooooo! I really wanted a ferrari!" Suddenly the door burst open. The scare crow-crow walked in and said darkly; "Henry, I am your father."

The pink-clad ward fairy appeared in between henry and his accidental creation. "Nevermind", he screeched "I have the rest of the day off! What's for dinner?!?"